Check out this great shot with 116 of Paramounts “greatest talents to ever work at the studio”. Whilst there certainly are some Hollywood heavyweights including Scorsese, Streep, Stone, Fincher Spielberg, Dicaprio, Lynch, De Niro etc.. There are some strange (even unrecognisable) names as well such as Katie Featherston and Felicity Jones, (Paranormal Activity and Like Crazy apparently?)…

Including Anton Yelchin and Julianne Hough as ‘up and comers’ I can only presume, is a strange decision as well considering the the vast array of much bigger and brighter stars storming up the ranks (It’s not even worth putting a list together as there’s just too many. We were, however, very pleased to see the Fanning sisters included).

However, and considering it wasn’t a cut-and-dry shoot as busy schedules would have made a photo like this impossible (not to mention the multitude of photoshop fails where you can clearly see that they’ve cut and pasted people in), there is an enormous amount of extremely worthy people who are missing… People who should have taken the place of completely unworthy participants…

All prejudices aside, it is an incredible photo and a great idea, in theory.. And we do love it, it’s just that we’re sure the poor PA who had the job of putting this together eventually threw their hands up in the air and said “I don’t care, if Justin really wants to be in it, he can. I can’t care who’s in the frigging photo anymore. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, with all of 1 acting credit to her name, can be in it for all I care. I’m done. And I quit. So there.”

Forever stirring the proverbial pot,

Love Eris and Loki xx

I hate to sound cynical for the sake of sounding cynical but all these 20 year olds getting engaged gives me the heebie-jeebies (no, for real).
Cyrus’ overly-tattooed brother Trace just got engaged last year at 22 as well which gave me the idea to do a worst-dressed-style list of all the veteran-Tweens who’ve announced engagements in the last 12 months. Then I was going to place them in order of who I reckon will divorce first if they even make it to the altar…
But my mama taught me better than that. So I’ve made a personal list instead and I’ll just quietly tick them off as they go.

I can’t wait to hear all about the pre-nups and I hope to god there will be pre-nups, because otherwise, we will have some very unhappy famous 23 years olds then. And no one wants that.

Forever stirring that proverbial pot,

Love Eris xx